EXPAT EYE

Finally! The national government is urging Filipinos to conserve water. Why? Because of a 'rapidly dwindling water supply and a strong El Nino this year,' spokesman Joey Villarama said in one interview.

How? By using 'the traditional 'tabo' (dipper) when using the toilet,' he said. 'The bidet is actually a wasteful device because it sprays water unrestrained, which is no different [from] a garden hose.'